It has definitely been one of those weeks when the wackos have been taking to the airwaves to spout their ridiculous theories on gay people and what we do in bed. It's an unhealthy obsession with so many of them, and whilst it may be driving them mad, it has been a wonderful source of hilarity for us. Here then are our top two loonies of the week and the tunes they are singing.
According to US gay porn star turned ‘ex-gay’ Christian fundamentalist Joseph Sciambra anal sex causes gay men to give birth to the devil. In his video rant Sciambra says that after finding God, he sought hospitalisation following damage caused to his rectum that meant he had to have his 'sphincters almost stitched shut.' He explains that anal sex releases into the world rare demonic entities. Hmmm take a look ....
Now Father John Riccardo on the other hand likes to compare sex with eating a bagel! He was speaking at a Catholic conference in Michigan called Welcoming and Accompanying Our Brothers and Sisters with Same-Sex Attraction which was set up in order to help gay and lesbian people stay celibate. Father John said 'If I just rip open a bagel, I take it, and I cram it in my ear. What would you say? That doesn’t go there. It’ll ruin your ear canal.’
Riccardo who is a priest of Our Lady of Good Counsel Parish in Plymouth went on to explain that he is not about people being gay (how very kind....of him) but is opposed to us having sex (and fun probably too). He said he has gay friends (duh! he is a CATHOLIC priest so of course he does) and he says his goal here is going from not knowing Jesus to knowing Jesus.
We reached out to the National Bagel Association to see if they have heard of any new trend of stuffing ears with their products but there has been response so far. We could venture to guess that as bagels have always been a staple diet of the Jewish community for decades, it is just a religious misunderstanding and that Father Riccardo should be told about the joy of putting them in the right orifice. Maybe about the joy of gay sex too.
